The Mystery of the Misspelled Name…

Our story continues. By now it should be well established that the Readers of the Down Town Frame Up Blog moved from Utah to Vancouver to escape the uncertainty of the damage that water had caused them. Although they found Vancouver to be an improvement over Utah they still could not shake this existential sense of uncertainty that their traumatic experiences in Utah had caused. To deal with this existential angst some Down Town Frame Up Blog readers joined the cult of Scentsy which was a powerful movement amongst the indigenous inhabitants of Vancouver. Others chose to remain outside the cult and come to terms with the uncertainty. And even those who joined the cult were not able to entirely escape the uncertainty either as is evidenced by the fragmentary documentary evidence in our possession which indicates an underlying anxiety related to being outsourced to another cult entirely.

And so existence continued as it always does. The Vancouverian society was largely split down the middle between those who joined or were already members of the Scentsy cult and those who were not and these two groups managed to coexist on a largely peaceful basis for a period of time.

One day, however, it came to pass that the non cult members decided to start an SEO Salt Lake City business. Although they were physically located in Vancouver they were able to operate this business remotely through the magic of the internet. One of the first steps in operating this SEO Salt Lake City business was to hire a content creator. Once the content creator was hired it became necessary to write his bio and put it on the company website. For reasons that remain as mysterious as the cult of Scentsy, however, it became also necessary to spell the name of the content creator incorrectly. The reasons for this strategy remained unknown for quite some time to come.

Exchanging One Form of Uncertainty for Another

When we last met we discussed how the readers of the Down Town Frame Up Blog began to join the mysterious cult in an effort to deal with their new and uncertain existence in Vancouver. Their situation was uncertain because although they had relocated from Utah to Vancouver in order to escape the water damage that had plagued them there they were never able to shake off the trauma of that prior unstable period of their lives. As mentioned previously, many Down Town Frame Up readers joined the mysterious cult. But not all of them did this and the ones that decided not to join this cult were forced to accept this uncomfortable uncertainty.

Now, we do not have much or reliable information concerning what went on inside this mysterious cult. If we did I imagine it would no longer remain mysterious and it is this sense of mystery that gives cults their allure and power over the minds of those who are on the outside looking in so to speak. But from what little information we have, we do know that some of them were worried that their position within the cult would somehow be outsourced to another organization that provided IT support Austin.

Let us unpack this a bit because it might not make sense to most Down Town Frame Up Blog readers at first blush. Now we do not know exactly what is meant by this worry that the cult member’s position would be outsourced to another organization that provided IT support Austin. Was this other organization a rival cult of some kind? And what exactly did it mean to outsource a position within a cult? We do not know the answers to these questions because the information in our possession is fragmentary. But what we do know is that the worry existed and so it would seem that those who joined the cult in order to escape uncertainty merely exchanged one form of uncertainty for another.

Joining the Mysterious Cult of Scentsy

Once the readers of the Down Town Frame Up Blog migrated from Utah to Vancouver (see previous blogs) they made an attempt to familiarize themselves in their new surroundings. They knew that they had escaped the immediate danger of water damage but they remained in an uneasy state always looking over their shoulder, waiting for the other shoe to drop and vaguely expecting the water damage (or some other danger) to make an appearance and impact their existence. What they really needed was something to ground them and allow them to live peacefully within this new and by all appearances safe but uncertain reality.

Not soon after the readers of the Down Town Frame Up blog arrived in Vancouver they were approached by the indigenous inhabitants. Relations between the two camps were cautious at first. Both parties were doing their best not to appear overtly hostile to the other camp. Now, this indigenous population were practitioners of a secret faith. Many members of this indigenous population sought to convert the readers of the Down Town Frame Up Blog to their mysterious beliefs and practices. The way this attempted conversion would typically take place was that the indigenous person would sneak up behind the Down Town Frame Up Blog reader an whisper in their ear, “Join Scentsy.”

Not surprisingly, the Down Town Frame Up Blog reader naturally reacted with a confused state of mind. What did this indigenous person mean when they said, “Join Scentsy?” Was this Scentsy some sort of cult? Are the beliefs and practices of this Scentsy compatible with the morals and life view of the Down Town Frame Up Blog readers? Many, many questions and conflicting ideas swirled within their minds. Over time, this practice began to harvest results. Little by little the Down Town Frame Up Blog readers began to join this mysterious cult called Scentsy.

Finding Peace in a New Home

Down Town Frame Up readers know all about water damage Utah. This not all together intuitive fact stems from the fact that before the readers of Down Town Frame Up migrated to Vancouver, Washington (see previous blog post) they lived in Utah. And the reason that they moved from Utah to Vancouver was because of all of the water damage they had to endure while living in Utah. Oh the water damage they had to endure! There was damage to their houses and there was damage to their cars. In fact it is difficult to locate any possession they had that did not have this water damage inflicted upon it.

As previously mentioned the readers of the Down Town Frame Up Blog relocated to Vancouver because of the water damage Utah they experienced in their previous location (which was Utah). Once they arrived in Vancouver they then went about the business of rebuilding their lives. However, always in the back of their minds lurked the specter of water damage and whether it might seek them out in their new promised land. These worries have yet to manifest themselves and God willing they never will. But this wish is far from a guarantee and so the worry remains

But every day that passes with out water damage rearing its ugly head the anxiety dwelling in the hearts and minds of the Down Town Frame Up Blog readers diminishes ever so slightly. This trend asymptotically approaches zero. But like all asymptotes it never actually reaches zero. The Down Town Frame Up readers accept this as part of the nature of existence. They know that suffering results from the desire that reality be something other than what it actually is. For this reason I am confident that they will find some manner of peace in their new home.

An Inefficiency of Language

The loyal readers of the Downtown Frame Up Blog know the benefits of employing a service that performs house cleaning Vancouver. Obviously the “Down Town” that is referred to in the title of this blog is the down town area of the city of Vancouver in the state of Washington in the country affectionately known as the United States of America. There are many factors which make the loyal readers of the Down Town Frame Up Blog especially attuned to the benefits of a house cleaning service within the city limits of Vancouver, Washington. To discuss all of them in detail is beyond the scope of this three hundred word blog piece. However, we can scratch the surface and so we will in the following two paragraphs.

First of all, it must be established that Down Town Frame Up readers enjoy a nice clean house just as much as the next fellow. In fact, our research tells us that this very reason heavily influenced the decision of the Down Town Frame Up readers to actually relocate to the fair city of Vancouver in the first place. That is why these aforementioned readers are so apt to employ a service that performs house cleaning Vancouver.

Second of all, it must also be established that the legion of rabid Down Town Frame Up readers enjoy living in the city of Vancouver just as much as the proverbial next fellow mentioned in paragraph number two of this blog post. These two points are identified as separate entities however in reality they are inextricably linked. As such they are in actual fact one and the same reason. However, for the purposes of simplicity and clear explanation they have been separately articulated and it is the most sincere wish of the editorial staff of the Down Town Frame Up Blog that the kind reader forgive us for this inefficiency of language.

What the Dilly Yo Avec Cartridge Heaters?

Believe it or not, the bulk of the mail we get here at the Downtown Frame Up Blog headquarters in some manner or form usually revolves around the topic of the cartridge heater. For the benefit of those of you who do not know anything about this particular product and in an effort to stem the literal tsunami of letters that is overwhelming our mail room, the editorial board of the Downtown Frame Up Blog is posting the following information taken from the Gordo Sales website:

[The] Cartridge heater [is] an extraordinarily versatile and durable product that is used to heat a myriad different processes from heavy industrial – plastics and packaging applications to critical care medical devices and analytical test instruments to being used on aircrafts, rail cars and trucks. Cartridge heaters are capable of operating at temperatures of up to 1400F and achieving watt densities of up to 260 watts per square inch. Available from stock or custom manufactured to your individual application need, they are available in many different imperial and metric diameters and lengths with many different style terminations, wattage and voltage ratings.

Cartridge heaters are an excellent choice to use as a conductive source for heating solid metal plates, blocks and dies or as a convective heat source for use in a variety of liquids and gases. Cartridge heaters can be used in a vacuum atmosphere with proper design guidelines.

As the faithful readers of the Downtown Frame Up Blog should be well aware (after having read the verbiage from the Gordo Sales Website) the cartridge heater is an extremely useful product especially in the heating of various different processes. Accordingly, now that this information has been promulgated we expect to see an ebb in the tide of mail sent to our mail room written about this topic.